Hail to the Chief

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

Q:
Crush names, hm? Non-fictional ones

– Anonymous

A:

Non-fictional, huh? Umm, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone…Oh wait, you mean like people I actually know? Well, there’s this one super pretty, incredible girl,..but I can never seem to remember her name. I think it starts with an “A” though. Something like “Alan” maybe?? Yeah, that’s it.

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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Feel free to ask

  • January: sexuality/preferences
  • February: city/state
  • March: favourite colour
  • April: favourite hair colour & favourite eye colour
  • May: favourite manga & favourite anime
  • June: favourite book
  • July: favourite song/band
  • August: crush names
  • September: instruments I play/ want to play
  • October: favourite game
  • November: if I changed my name, what would it be
  • December: random fact about me :)

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

Work. I just can’t even right now.