haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
Non-fictional, huh? Umm, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone…Oh wait, you mean like people I actually know? Well, there’s this one super pretty, incredible girl,..but I can never seem to remember her name. I think it starts with an “A” though. Something like “Alan” maybe?? Yeah, that’s it.
hearin a really shitty pun
makin a really shitty pun
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
Work. I just can’t even right now.